Category: Projects

  • HALO: The Air Quality Sensor That Smells Trouble Before You Do

    Welcome to HALO—your hilariously over-engineered, open-source buddy who sniffs the air so you don’t have to. Designed for folks who care about the air they breathe but also want a sensor with personality, HALO operates on WiFi via ESPHome, which means no creepy cloud subscriptions or hidden fees. It’s just you, HALO, and your dusty…

  • Poo Patrol: The most over-engineered potty training timer

    Introducing Poo Patrol: the most absurdly over-engineered potty training timer for your toddler! Equipped with NASA-grade sensors, laser-guided aim assistance, and a countdown timer that plays the national anthem of the Poop Kingdom, Poo Patrol ensures your little one never misses a toilet triumph. Because why just potty train when you can potty train like…